“When you're sure of what you're looking at, look harder.” ― Richard Powers, Generosity: An Enhancement
Chancellor's Message
Greetings!
Research Institution. In my 5 years at Huxley, I have truly learned the definition of the title. Huxley is a research institution on every base pair of its chromosome. Helixes university-wide are tackling the most important questions in genetics science, engineering, and humanities. The individual talents of our students have made this the place to be both as a learner and as an educator. Further than the research on our campus, Huxley is an evolving experiment in selecting the best students in the country by the most unbiased means: their make up on the genetic level. As soon as I stepped foot on campus I saw the benefits of the HU admissions process. The other fine institutions around the country are bogged down in biased and ambiguous standards which cause them to lose their chance at putting together an all-star class of students every year. At Huxley, we do not pass over a student because they didn’t make Eagle Scout or win the science fair; instead we look at the most telling evidence we can find of a student’s learning abilities, their DNA. Because of this, I have the pleasure of overseeing the most diversely common group of young adults ever assembled. Every day I cross paths with students who come from all different molds yet they are all very much the same. They are different in their styles, personalities, and habits, but they are all the same in being genetically predisposed to be the finest learners in the country. DNA makes us as humans tick and accordingly it is the genetic material of the campus that makes us so special. So once again, welcome to Huxley. The future is now.
Research Institution. In my 5 years at Huxley, I have truly learned the definition of the title. Huxley is a research institution on every base pair of its chromosome. Helixes university-wide are tackling the most important questions in genetics science, engineering, and humanities. The individual talents of our students have made this the place to be both as a learner and as an educator. Further than the research on our campus, Huxley is an evolving experiment in selecting the best students in the country by the most unbiased means: their make up on the genetic level. As soon as I stepped foot on campus I saw the benefits of the HU admissions process. The other fine institutions around the country are bogged down in biased and ambiguous standards which cause them to lose their chance at putting together an all-star class of students every year. At Huxley, we do not pass over a student because they didn’t make Eagle Scout or win the science fair; instead we look at the most telling evidence we can find of a student’s learning abilities, their DNA. Because of this, I have the pleasure of overseeing the most diversely common group of young adults ever assembled. Every day I cross paths with students who come from all different molds yet they are all very much the same. They are different in their styles, personalities, and habits, but they are all the same in being genetically predisposed to be the finest learners in the country. DNA makes us as humans tick and accordingly it is the genetic material of the campus that makes us so special. So once again, welcome to Huxley. The future is now.
A Letter From the Student Body President Glenn Crakely
Hello, I am eager to welcome you to the finest research institution in the world. Huxley University is a place you will discover to be emphatically progressive. Learning is exuberant here, always infused with novelty and competition. I draw from my personal research experiences with the Paradise Project group when I say that Hux’s life supply comes from its faculty – geniuses, visionaries, maestros – from every continent. With great minds, and great resources, I now know that the act of thinking is equivalent to the creation of something real. Real life then becomes whatever we imagine. Therefore, all human modification is nature. We must conclude that nature is limitless. You understand now, that Huxley University is singularly the premier place for study and research if you are hoping to continue to matter in our wind tunnel speed world. HuxleyU is many things, limitless by nature, and never obsolete. Welcome. - GC
Huxley at a Glance-Established 2002
[Enrollment] -Undergraduate: 8000 -Graduate: 2000 10,000 is the number bright students walking around our campus this year. We accept 2,000 genetically qualified first year students to each new graduating class. [By Gender] -Males: 3984 -Females: 4016 Proving that neither sex has a clear advantage in the category of brains, we accept nearly identical numbers of males and females each year to join us on campus. [By school] -Frobishar College of Liberal Arts & Sciences: 4964 -Ford School of Engineering: 1933 -Hardy-Weinberg School of Business: 2173 -Jack Aubrey School of Law: 940 [Alumni] Graduating classes: 6 Alumni Base: 12,000 Alumni created business: 27 Nobel Laureates: 4 [Facilities] Academic Buildings: 16 Auditoriums: 3 On campus housing sites: 23 Dining Locations: 8 New multi-purpose gymnasium being erected for Helix athletics. |
Our NamesakeEverything that happens at Huxley relates back to our building blocks. The cornerstone of this school is the Huxley name. The Huxley family is arguably the most important name in spreading knowledge about biological sciences and genetic predisposition. Thomas Huxley, or Darwin's Bulldog if you wish, was an English biologist who heavily advocated for the theory of evolution. His life's work makes him a worthy namesake for our education establishment, but let us not forget his grandsons Aldous and Julian. Aldous penned the premiere piece of literature in future world genetic engineering. His literature shed light on some of the subjects that our institution grapples with today, 80 years ahead of the author's time. Aldous's brother Julian was one of the great thinkers of evolutionary biology. His contributions to the new evolutionary synthesis and eugenics set the foundation for Huxley research today. So this is our gene pool, that of the great Huxley family. Contributors to humanities and namesake of the finest institution in the world.
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